| | the thong song is totally on fucking mtv hits right now. fucking righteous. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| when i grow up im going to be just like the guy on "grumpier old men" who smokes ciggs, eats bacon for lunch, and drinks his dinner.
god, that movie kicks so much ass. bruney knows. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| ive been meaning to tell all my friends that they will be required to hand craft my coffin when i die. a sack is not good enough.
get creative...just remember to NOT put my skull in the earth.
someone has got to flaunt that thing.
and my epitaph should read: died winning a knife fight.
i really need a living will. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| goddamn is it going to be a hard rest of the month.
finding a place to live is hard.
i hate a lot of the compliments i get. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| goddamn do i want to be in OS right now. saving up for the trip so i can go balls out for a minute.
having a rb&g from pbe with some becks. in heaven. | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| i would like to announce that the following days should be reserved by all that live in the ocean springs area for July 4th's SUPERMEGAUBER DAZE: 1-5.
thank you. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| i have 1.75L of Grey Goose, OJ, cranberry and cherry Juice, Hawaiian Punch, and 2.5GB of music from DJ Screw prepared for my all day bday fest tomorrow.
Lets see if there is any truth to that "you can drink yourself to death" rumor ive heard so much about. | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | in hburg finally. OS can take a lot out of you. come up and see me in june for the bday. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| | i just finished a 10 page paper on jung in 12 hours. thats 2800 words today. not that im proud; its just all i did today. well that and i got really high and watched cartoons. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| i tried to drink 100 bucks worth of booze last night. it did not work.
i was called the "coolest mother fucker ever" by some dude, though. yeah...i got fans.
for some reason bigger girls really like me. call it a gift; call it a curse; either way it will always be. | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
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